- Вт, 18:44: The DavesFunStuffRadio Daily is out! http://t.co/4P1gPnJJ ▸ Top stories today via @news8 @sdcitybeat @sdut
- Вт, 19:37: Today's Birthdays: Carol Channing 91. Ernie Banks 81. James Watt 74. Nolan Ryan 65. Harry Wayne Casey 61. (con't)
- Вт, 19:37: (con't) Johnny Rotten 56. Kelly Lynch 53. Minnie Driver 42. Portia de Rossi 39. Bobby Moynihan 35. Justin Timberlake 31.
- Вт, 19:57: An area man had a three-inch nail surgically removed from his head today. After he got discharged, he went out and got hammered.
- Вт, 20:43: Hit me up with seven numbers between 1 and 50.
- Вт, 20:52: You have the JUnk and Mush, add the Bad and COstly stuff. What do you get? Jumbaco! Jumbaco! Jumbaco! ...
- Вт, 20:55: #SuperBowl is the biggest fun event of the year. Other meetings just don't measure up to the excitement of this.
- Ср, 09:13: 50 years ago today, the Ken Kesey novel "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" was first published by Viking Press.
- Ср, 09:14: It's Wednesday. Turn on the dance mixes in your work cubicles! It's midweek party day!
- Ср, 09:16: Today's Birthdays: Don Everly 75. Garrett Morris 75. Sherman Hemsley 74. Terry Jones 70. Bill Mumy 58. (con't)
- Ср, 09:17: (con't) Lisa Marie Presley 44. Pauly Shore 44. Lauren Conrad 26.