- Fri, 21:07: RIP Ben Gazzara
- Fri, 21:12: Jack in the Box is now offering a Bacon Shake. Not making this up. I'd rather have a Salmon Malt.
- Fri, 21:16: This tweet will not be seen tonight so that we can present the following special program.
- Fri, 21:36: A buddy is someone who you will share your 1800 Tequila with. R U MY BUDDY?
- Fri, 21:42: Music is a good place to hide.
- Sat, 08:40: Mission: Herculean
- Sat, 08:49: In 1962, a rare conjunction of the Sun, Moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn occurred.
- Sat, 08:50: If Cass Elliott gave Karen Carpenter a sandwich a day, both would probably still be alive.
- Sat, 08:53: Today's Birthdays: David Brenner 76. John Steel 71. Alice Cooper 64. Clint Black 50. Oscar De La Hoya 39. Natalie Imbruglia 37.
- Sat, 18:45: The DavesFunStuffRadio Daily is out! http://t.co/4P1gPnJJ ▸ Top stories today via @todd_little @milakunisonline @nbcsandiego
- Sat, 19:39: It's a living thing. It's a terrible thing to lose.
- Sat, 19:41: Like a rhinestone cowboy. Getting e-mails and RTs from people I don't even know.